Head on over sometime today to your local BORDERS, BARNES & NOBLE, Etc. because Sarah Palin's book, GOING ROGUE comes out today!
Most likely there will be a display prominently at the front of the store, hence the necessity to bring as many friends as possible.
Nonchalantly, you and your friends space out some time and clear out the display as much as possible of the book.
One by one, head over to the HUMOR section and stock the shelves alphabetically with the book.
"But John! We're running out of room in the HUMOR section!"
No worries.
There should be plenty of space
to accommodate in FICTION.
There should be plenty of space
to accommodate in FICTION.
Now FLEE my minions! FLEE with high pitched
giggles and a sense of accomplishment!
giggles and a sense of accomplishment!
It's most likely a feeling Palin herself has never felt.
"...Oh, but you KNOW I can."
"...Oh, but you KNOW I can."
You're funny! I found this blog through your comment on Claudia Recinos' facebook page (we went to high school together, and yes, I know she has a new last name).
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